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The Tri-State Area’s Lowest-Rated Birthday Party Clowns

Sadsy


Baggy, The Clown Who Is Not Ashamed Of His Colostomy Bag


The Faceless One


Ron the “Funny” Stepdad




The Clown That Ran Over Your Dog While He Was Parking


Diabeeto: The Clown That Needs to Give Himself a Shot Real Quick


Incel Jake


Son of Sadsy


The One Who Is Clearly A Dead Hobo With Some White House Paint Splashed On His Face


Esperanto, The Clown Who Loves To Mention That He Speaks Esperanto But Who Never Actually Speaks Esperanto


Balloon-Animals-and-Union-Agitator-Billy


Dickie, The Clown That Inflates Balloon Animals With His Penis


Tommy Lee Jones


Cream-Pies-Full-Of-Bees Dan


The Clown Who Received Terrible News Just Before The Performance


Lead Makeup Charlie


Sadsy’s Brother


A Sentient Unicycle


Coughy, The Clown That Coughs


Just A Guy Who Eats An Entire Skateboard, Piece By Piece


Bozo’s Bitter College Roommate Who Says Bozo Ripped Off His Act


I Realize This Looks Like Blackface But The Clown Store Was Out Of My Usual Stuff The Clown


An Actual Bear