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Revised Major League Baseball Team Names Under The Rule Of Its New Commissioner, A Guy Who Loves Happy Days

American League West
Oakland Aaaaaaaaaas
Houston Space Fonzies
Texas Cowboy Fonzies
Seattle Seafaring Fonzies
Los Angeles Fonzies of Anaheim

 

American League Central
Cleveland Fonzies
Detroit Shark-Jumpers
Kansas City Tuscaderos
Minnesota Double Fonzies
Chicago Fonzie Wore White Sox, You Know

 

American League East
Boston Red Fonzies
Baltimore Bird Fonzies
New York Fonzies
Tampa Bay Arthurs
Toronto Fonz-ehs

 

National League West
Colorado Fonzies
Los Angeles Winklers
San Diego Correctamundos
San Francisco Jukebox-Smackers
Arizona Diamondfonzies



 

National League Central
Chicago Leather Jackets Are Cool
Miami Bathroom Office Dwellers
Atlanta Brave to Jump That Shark
Cincinnati Pinky Tuscaderos
Milwaukee OMG THIS IS THE BIRTHPLACE OF FONZIE

 

National League East
New York Metropolitan Fonzies
Philadelphia Fonzarellis
St. Louis Motorcycles Are Cool
Washington Finger-Snappers
Pittsburgh Anti-Chachis