Originals

Popular Romantic Comedies Rewritten for 2021

Did You Hear About the Morgans? They’re In Prison for Joining the January 6 Insurrection


Some Like It Hot, and They Must Be Thrilled, Because July 2021 Was the Hottest Ever Recorded


13 Going on 30: A Meta-Analysis of Rising COVID Infection Rates in the United States


Crazy Rich Asians’ Impressive Wealth Unfortunately Doesn’t Protect Them from Abusive Behavior from Racist Assholes




10 Things I Hate About You, Including the Fact That You Believe the Myth of Widespread Voter Fraud


While You Were Not Actually Sleeping Because You Were Lying Awake Wondering If We’re Living in a Simulation


You’ve Got Mail: It’s Your First Advance Child Tax Credit!


When Harry Met Sally, She Told Him Her COVID Vaccine Made Her Magnetic


The Five-Year Engagement Really Doesn’t Seem So Long When It Takes 20 Years to Pay Off Your Student Loans


He’s Just Not That Into You—Or Maybe He Currently Only Has the Mental Energy to Eat Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and Watch Bo Burnham’s Inside


Sleepless in Seattle Because It’s 115 Degrees for Fuck’s Sake


The Big Sick: Could It Possibly Be Havana Syndrome?


Two Weeks Notice Seems Pretty Generous When the Federal Minimum Wage Is Still $7.25


The Truth About Cats and Dogs: They Really Do Not Want You to Go Back to the Office


Zach and Miri Made a Porno But Now They Both Have an OnlyFans (for now)


When You’re Under the Tuscan Sun, Make Sure Your Sunscreen Doesn’t Contain Benzene


Four Maskless Weddings That Led to at Least One Funeral


To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before, I’ve Noticed That You’re Not Following Me on TikTok


Trainwreck: The Disastrous Effects of American’s Failing Infrastructure


There’s Something About Mary That Makes You Think She’s the Kind of Person Who’d Fill Plastic Bags with Gasoline


500 Days of Summer Might Convince People That Climate Change Is Real


Waiting to Exhale Until You Put Your Mask on Would Be Appreciated Since You Refuse to Get Vaccinated


How to Marry a Billionaire