Names for Trump’s New Political Party
Trump campaign distances itself from new ‘Patriot party’, The Guardian
It turns out Patriot Party is already taken so now the ex-President is spitballing. Let’s bury the hatchet and come up with some nifty names for a third destructive party.
The Know Fuck-all Party
The High-Flow Toilet Advocacy Group
The Apprentices
The Washington Skinheads
Individual One Inchers
The Career Suicide Squad
Don’s Non-Juans
The Democracy Trumplers
Putin on the Ritz
The Mar A Lago Beach Party
RIMOs – The Republicans in Mental Illness Only
The Trump Ultimate Best Best Party Ever
MAGA Maggots
Mein Coifs
Boogaloons
ReMobLicans
The Cockless Caucus
Putin’s Puppets
The Grand Old Putsch Party
KGB Best
NRAvers
The Ku Klux Kremlin
The Basement Parliament
The Illuminazis
Mein Pillow
Hang Mike Pence Party
Turd Reich
Deutsche Bank Presents
Incel Sams
Low IQAnons
Legion of Dupes
The Legion of Droop
Qanonsensical
The RapeUblican Party
The Murdered Hooker Buried In The Desert Party
Trump’s Chumps
The Capitol Schleps
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Bob Eckstein is an award-winning illustrator, New Yorker cartoonist, and snowman expert. He is a New York Times bestseller and his new book The Elements of Stress and the Pursuit of Happy-Ish in This Current Sh*tstorm. He is coming out with The Complete Book of Cat Names (That Your Cat Won’t Answer to, Anyway) in August 2022.
