Every Emoji Is a Dick Emoji

You’ve probably heard the old adage “the eggplant emoji is actually a black dick emoji,” but did you know that every single emoji on the keyboard is actually a dick? Here are some you should know.

black dick

white dick

Latino dick

Asian dick

French and/or Italian dick

slippery dick

dick too into fleshlights

average dick

thick average dick

tiny dick

huge dick

long skinny dick

uncircumcised dick

curved dick

hairy dick

veiny dick

ashy dick

giant-headed dick

dick that’s been continually decreasing in performance quality

young dick

old dick

executive dick

art department dick

intern dick

lawyer dick

ACLU lawyer dick

construction worker dick

tourist dick

dick you saw peeing and wish you hadn’t because now you don’t really want to blow it

dick you want in your mouth

dick you don’t want in your mouth

dick currently in your mouth

dick that would be kinda funny to have in your mouth so why not, if it’s there and you’re drunk or whatever

dick you can’t believe was in your mouth

dick you’re putting in your mouth for money

dick you swear you’re totally not gonna put in your mouth anymore

missionary dick

quickie dick

dick you’re done with

dick you dream of but will never get

dick that’s always trying to go up your butt

dick that IS always going up your butt

dick you’re totally gonna hit up as soon as you stop being on your period

musician dick

fucking awesome dick

Beauty and the Beast dick

alt-right dick

prematurely ejaculating dick

dick you should stay away from

dick that will cuddle you after

dick you can grow into something worthwhile