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Willie Wanking and the Chocolate Factory And 9 Other Examples Of Louis CK’s Favorite Things

Star Wars Character

Hands Solo


TV Show

Masturbating with the Stars


Movie

Willie Wanking and the Chocolate Factory


Little Rascal

Spanky


Religious Holiday

Hairy Palm Sunday


Author

Bram Stroker


Mini Mart Purchase

Beef Jerky


Website

Dickileaks


Musical

Strokelahoma


Actor

Tom Yanks


 

Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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