What These 5 Jesus Quotes Would Look Like If We Changed “Shithole” to “Shithouse”
“Who invited us to this shithouse?”
– Trying to order wine at the Wedding at Cana (John 2:3)
“Oh, you’re not getting out of this shithouse that easily.”
– To Lazarus as he reopened his eyes (Mark 17:1)
“Well, I think the technical term is shithousing.”
– Whispered to Mary Magdalene at a party (Luke 12:13)
“I don’t understand what you see in this loser, mom. When I’m eighteen, I’m leaving this shithouse, and you won’t have any historical record of me until I’m forty!”
– After Joseph grounded him for wearing wool and cotton at the same time (Luke 1:22)
“I don’t recall anyone ever saying I was the son of God.”
– To Pontius Pilate (Matthew 36:19)
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Matt Rotman is a writer, humorist, and filmmaker based out of San Diego, CA. His work has been featured in National Lampoon, Daily Grindhouse, Weekly Humorist, Delirium, and Diabolique Magazine. He currently runs the Bonkers Ass Cinema film blog, and his first book of the same name is due out in August 2022 by BearManor Media.
