Visit the island and do a rain dance.
Ensure that paper towels being thrown at flood victims are generic brand only.
Ask which half of island population were Crips, and which half were Bloods.
Make sure that Care Packages contain at least on copy of catalogs featuring Ivanka designed clothing and shoes.
Offer to fund the building of a wall that could possibly protect them from further hurricanes.
Show up at Mayor’s office in a Presidential motorcade comprised entirely of low-riders.
Go to Puerto Rican restaurants near his home(s) and throw toilet paper to the diners.
Offer to have his big game hunter sons visit the island in order to take care of their stray dog problem.