Ways That Trump Could Be Even More Horribly Offensive To Puerto Rico

Visit the island and do a rain dance.

Ensure that paper towels being thrown at flood victims are generic brand only.

Ask which half of island population were Crips, and which half were Bloods.

Make sure that Care Packages contain at least on copy of catalogs featuring Ivanka designed clothing and shoes.

Offer to fund the building of a wall that could possibly protect them from further hurricanes.

Show up at Mayor’s office in a Presidential motorcade comprised entirely of low-riders.

Go to Puerto Rican restaurants near his home(s) and throw toilet paper to the diners.

Offer to have his big game hunter sons visit the island in order to take care of their stray dog problem.


Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….