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Useless Tinder Rip-Offs

Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The Tinder Rip-Offs!


Timber

Dating app for lumberjacks.


Brender

For Brits who prefer to date women named Brenda.




Yonder

For people who don’t mind traveling a great distance for a piece of tail.


Kinder

The exclusive dating app of Roman Polanski.


Upender

Tech support, not a dating app.


Gender?

Like playing a game of spin the bottle during a party at Marilyn Manson’s house, you just never know what you’re going to get with this app.


Lender

You can be pretty much guaranteed to get a hand job with this app, but you’ll need to leave your car title as collateral.