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Useless Tinder Rip-Offs

Just in time for the horrible, lonely holidays! Here Come The Tinder Rip-Offs!


Timber

Dating app for lumberjacks.


Brender

For Brits who prefer to date women named Brenda.


Yonder

For people who don’t mind traveling a great distance for a piece of tail.


Kinder

The exclusive dating app of Roman Polanski.


Upender

Tech support, not a dating app.


Gender?

Like playing a game of spin the bottle during a party at Marilyn Manson’s house, you just never know what you’re going to get with this app.


Lender

You can be pretty much guaranteed to get a hand job with this app, but you’ll need to leave your car title as collateral.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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