Trump Fantasy Football League

Current and former members of President Trump’s inner circle have reunited at Mar-a-Lago for the Trump Fantasy Football League draft.

Here are the owners and their teams:


Gen. Kelly: The Kindergarten Cops


Sebastian Gorka: The Brownshirts


Jared Kushner: The Colludin’ Bolsheviks


Reince Priebus: The Los Angeles Leakers


Anthony Scaramucci: The Leaker Killers


Sarah Huckabee Sanders: The Detroit Lyin’s


Steve Bannon: The Cross Burners, er, Cross Trainers


Sean Spicer: The Melissa McCarthys


Michael Flynn: The Immunity Requesters


Donald Trump Jr.: The Smoking Guns


Paul Manafort: The Pro-Russian Ukrainians


Jeff Sessions: The Bama Lama Ding Dongs


Jeffrey Lord: My Kampfs


President Trump: Vlad’s Impalers

Written by Les East

Les East

Les East is a nationally renown freelance journalist. He was recently named top sports columnist in the United States by the Society of Professional Journalists and Louisiana Sportswriter of the Year by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. When he’s not writing about sports — and sometimes when he is — he likes to provide snarky commentary on current events. You can follow him on Facebook and Twitter — @Les_East