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Trump Fantasy Football League

Current and former members of President Trump’s inner circle have reunited at Mar-a-Lago for the Trump Fantasy Football League draft.


Here are the owners and their teams:

 

Gen. Kelly: The Kindergarten Cops

 

Sebastian Gorka: The Brownshirts

 

Jared Kushner: The Colludin’ Bolsheviks

 

Reince Priebus: The Los Angeles Leakers

 

Anthony Scaramucci: The Leaker Killers

 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders: The Detroit Lyin’s

 

Steve Bannon: The Cross Burners, er, Cross Trainers

 

Sean Spicer: The Melissa McCarthys

 

Michael Flynn: The Immunity Requesters

 

Donald Trump Jr.: The Smoking Guns

 

Paul Manafort: The Pro-Russian Ukrainians

 

Jeff Sessions: The Bama Lama Ding Dongs

 

Jeffrey Lord: My Kampfs

 

President Trump: Vlad’s Impalers

Written by Les East

Les East

Les East is a nationally renown freelance journalist. He was recently named top sports columnist in the United States by the Society of Professional Journalists and Louisiana Sportswriter of the Year by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. When he’s not writing about sports — and sometimes when he is — he likes to provide snarky commentary on current events. You can follow him on Facebook and Twitter — @Les_East

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