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Trump Explains Why Countries Made His Shithole List

Albania

“Voted against my homey Roy Moore.”


New Zealand 

“Not as nice as Old Zealand.”


Puerto Rico

“Free-loading wannabes think they’re part of the U.S.”


Lichtenstein

“Too Jewish.”


Kenya

“That’s where that phony Obama comes from.”


Poland

“They make jokes about me being stupid.”


Chad

“Sissy name for a country.”


Jordan

“I’m more of a Kobe guy.”


North Korea

“Rocket Man thinks he’s a more stable genius than me.”


Antigua and Barbuda

“Sounds like one of them same-sex couples.”


Montenegro

“Well, you know who comes from there, right?”


Laos

“That’s what my ex-wives call me.”


Germany

“Hasn’t elected a Nazi in, like, decades.”


 

Written by Les East

Les East

Les East is a nationally renown freelance journalist. He was recently named top sports columnist in the United States by the Society of Professional Journalists and Louisiana Sportswriter of the Year by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. When he’s not writing about sports — and sometimes when he is — he likes to provide snarky commentary on current events. You can follow him on Facebook and Twitter — @Les_East

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