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The Really Serious Problems With Sex Robots

1) They’re oftentimes yell out Sarah Conner’s name during intercourse.

 

2)  It’s really uncomfortable, even inadvisable, to have sex in the shower (see also, “The Really Serious Problems With Having Sex With Other Humans”).

 

3)  The clitoris ridiculously close to the self-destruct button.

 

4)  After several years of ownership, bug in operating system causes fellatio to disappear from the options menu.

 

5)  Even if your order one of the headless models, they can still sometimes get a headache.

 

6)  If you think rectal thermometers are cold, just wait until you experience the index finger of a typical sex robot.

 

7)  As advanced as they can be, are essentially emotionless and dead inside; not entirely dissimilar from your exes, so possibly a moot point.

 

8)  When robots ultimately take over the world, will use the bits of your DNA clogging it’s insides to create an army of evil cyborg clones in your image.

 

9)   Cuddle function oftentimes infected with a flatulence virus.

 

But The Really Great Thing About Sex Robots…

 

1) With a few tweaks, any unwanted pregnancy can be modified into a brand new iPhone.

 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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