Originals

The Queen’s New Titles for Harry and Meghan

Lord and Lady Quittersley


Mr. and Mrs. Filthy-Commoner


Duke of Dead-To-Me and Duchess of Never-Existed-To-Me


Marquess of Ingratitude and Marchioness of Social Climbers




Viscountess and Viscount How-Much-We-Blew-On-That-Wedding


Edward & Wallis 2: 2 American 2 Divorced


Executive Producers, Some Emmy-Bait Netflix Show We Shall Assuredly Never Watch


Grand Executioners of a Queen in the Prime of Life


Sultan and Sultaness Whose Hands Shall Never Again Touch the Royal Corgis


The Right Dishonourable Snatchers of the Great-Grandbaby


Baron and Baroness No We Have Not Had One Too Many Dubonnet-And-Gins, And What If We Have?


Tsar and Tsarina of Well At Least We Still Have Andrew