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If Jesus Is Going to Take the Wheel, Here’s Some Other Things I’d Like Him to Take

Jesus, Take My Taxes: If Jesus is going to take the wheel, I’d also like him to take my taxes. He doesn’t even need to file them on TurboTax or tell the IRS any of my business, he just needs to take them away so I don’t have to think about them. Maybe he can turn them into water and then turn the water into wine, and then I can drink my tax returns with an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.

CARTOON: Intergalactic Taxes

Alien-nating paperwork. Today's cartoon by Tyson Cole.

The Tax-Hating Hidden Messages Inside Shakira’s Music

My Hips Don’t Lie (But I Do, About My Taxes) And more!

CARTOON: Teed Off

Grave prospects. Today's cartoon by Ron Hauge.

Deluxe Features Of Local Haunted Houses In Your Area!

Moorecrest Manor, 1142 Autumn Harvest Lane: Walls bleed extremely rare blood type AB negative, so ideal for charity blood drive location. Portal to Hell greatly reduces heating bills during the winter. Ghost of little girl in the attic can be listed as a dependent on tax forms.

CARTOON: Star Wars: Return of The Audit

In this galaxy, nothing can be certain, except... May The 4th Be with You! Today's cartoon by Thomas Wykes.

CARTOON: Bracing

It's gonna really hit hard. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: TrumpCrow

Repel and replace. Today's cartoon by Ivan Ehlers.

CARTOON: Tax Dreadlines

Is it permanently extended? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

#MythicalTaxDeductions

Depreciation on Droids, Quidditch Gambling Debts, Parallel Dimension Deductions and more in our weekly hashtag game!

CARTOON: Trump Taxes

Didn't you receive my form 1040-FU? Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.

CARTOON: Like Father, Like Bum

Today's cartoon by Pat Byrnes.

Products Affected By China's New Tariffs

Lizard-Innard Flavored Twizzlers George Foreman's At-Home…

The Trump-Lincoln Ford’s Theater Luxury Casino

“They call you Lady Luck, But there is room for doubt, At…

PIC QUIP: Trump Tax Returns

Auditing A Juggalo

INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE Robert Evans, Senior Auditor 2001…

QUIZ: Medical Condition or Accounting Firm

1. Baker Newman Noves 2. Epstein Barr 3. Riley Day 4.…

Donald Trump's Excuses For Not Paying His Taxes

It's Hillary's fault. He's done plenty of other illegal…

Real, Genuine Reasons Donald J. Trump Is Refusing To Release His Tax Returns

Accidentally spilled a two liter of Big Red soda onto the form,…