Guidelines For Submissions

Aspiring comedy writer:

Do you dream of being a highly paid, ​famous comedy writer? Living the opulent life that goes with such a lofty ​title?

​Well, then this might not be for you.

However, if you can write stuff that’s funny, ​this might be your lucky day!

​We are currently casting a wide net to find some worthy comedy writers for article submissions to Weekly Humorist

​Article submissions​ can be topical, conceptual, open letters, photoshops, fake news blurbs, reviews of inanimate objects, ​etc.

​Please k​eep it to 1,​500 words or less.​

​Above all, use your imagination!​


Conversation Starters For When You’​re At A Cocktail Party and Run into Hulk Hogan And Dostoevsky.

Emotional Amazon reviews for a lamp where clearly the guys ex-girlfriend took it when she moved out.

If we select your submission you will be paid $20 to start. I KNOW! GREAT RIGHT!??

Please send submissions to

Please allow time for us to get back to you. If you have not heard back from us, well…we are sure you have other fine qualities.