Guidelines For Submissions

Aspiring comedy writer:

Do you dream of being a highly paid, ​famous comedy writer? Living the opulent life that goes with such a lofty ​title?

​Well, then this might not be for you.

However, if you can write stuff that’s funny, ​this might be your lucky day!

​We are currently casting a wide net to find some worthy comedy writers for article submissions to Weekly Humorist

​Article submissions​ can be topical, conceptual, open letters, photoshops, fake news blurbs, reviews of inanimate objects, ​etc.

​Please k​eep it to 1,​500 words or less.​

​Above all, use your imagination!​

SAMPLE IDEAS​:

Conversation Starters For When You’​re At A Cocktail Party and Run into Hulk Hogan And Dostoevsky.

Emotional Amazon reviews for a lamp where clearly the guys ex-girlfriend took it when she moved out.

If we select your submission you will be paid $20 to start. I KNOW! GREAT RIGHT!??

Please send submissions to submissions@weeklyhumorist.com

Please allow time for us to get back to you. If you have not heard back from us, well…we are sure you have other fine qualities.