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Stop Saying “Turkey Day” and Use One of These Other Thanksgiving Nicknames

The Great Cranberry Cotillion


Carb Christmas


Yelling Day


The Easter of Casseroles


Fat Thursday


Black Thursday (Stove Top Corp. only)


Black Friday Eve


Dia de Los Muertos for Birds (And Ham)


Big Day for Doilies


Too Many Leaves!


Probably Grandma’s Last One


A Day of Feasting and Lively, Healthy Debate


Yes, They Still Do The Parade, Day


St. Detroit Lions Day


The 12th Day of Pilgrim


Feast of Our Lady of Feasting Day


American Canadian Thanksgiving


The Nappening


 

Written by Brian Boone

Brian Boone

Brian Boone is a contributor to Funny or Die, Someecards, Splitsider, The Chive, and Looper, and his work has appeared on McSweeney’s, StarWipe, and many other fine humor and pop culture destinations. He’s the author of several delightful books, wrote a musical about pirates, and came in third on Jeopardy! once. He will clog your Twitter timeline with dad jokes.

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