Stop Saying “Turkey Day” and Use One of These Other Thanksgiving Nicknames

The Great Cranberry Cotillion

Carb Christmas

Yelling Day

The Easter of Casseroles

Fat Thursday

Black Thursday (Stove Top Corp. only)

Black Friday Eve

Dia de Los Muertos for Birds (And Ham)

Big Day for Doilies

Too Many Leaves!

Probably Grandma’s Last One

A Day of Feasting and Lively, Healthy Debate

Yes, They Still Do The Parade, Day

St. Detroit Lions Day

The 12th Day of Pilgrim

Feast of Our Lady of Feasting Day

American Canadian Thanksgiving

The Nappening


Written by Brian Boone

Brian Boone

Brian Boone is a contributor to Funny or Die, Someecards, Splitsider, The Chive, and Looper, and his work has appeared on McSweeney’s, StarWipe, and many other fine humor and pop culture destinations. He’s the author of several delightful books, wrote a musical about pirates, and came in third on Jeopardy! once. He will clog your Twitter timeline with dad jokes.