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Signs Trump Is Actually Losing It

Recently paid workers for a job he hired them to perform.


Gave a genuine compliment to a woman he doesn’t consider to be physically attractive.


When addressing his lawn-care staff, said “Nice job, wetbacks.” rather than “Out of my way, wetbacks.”


Last time he had a decapitated stripper buried in the desert, he actually stopped by for a moment of silence.


Mothers of Christian-born infants whose bodies are drained of blood for his nightly bath, now compensated with a number of free drink coupons at his Las Vegas hotel.


Had a moment, a very brief moment, but it was there, so it counts, where he felt a twinge of guilt over putting his ego above the fate of the free world.


Had a change of heart, so now the young ladies kidnapped for his sex slavery ring might appear to be eight years old, but are actually thirteen.


 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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