Signs That You Have March Madness

Seemingly are running a high fever, but in actually have simply been standing too close to the restaurant’s food-warmer heating lamps while impatiently waiting for your wings.

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You pile your unwashed underwear onto your tv room floor while watching games, so that you can capture some of that genuine locker room aroma.

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While lovemaking, you think of games and stats not to delay orgasm, but because you just enjoy thinking about games and stats.

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On the off chance that all technology fails simultaneously, you have your bracket tattooed onto your chest.

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You can actually tolerate being around your dad and brothers long enough to watch the games.

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You have several flu-like symptoms, but that’s simply due to being either drunk or hungover for more than eight days in a row.

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Your tailgating at your mother’s funeral.

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 The face paint is permanent.

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