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Scaramucci’s Ten Day’s Worth Of Accomplishments

Booked a spot on Celebrity Big Brother


Straightened the paper clip drawers (big paper clips are in the right-hand drawer, smaller paper clips in the left).


Got a lot of things off of his chest, now ready to start over with a clean slate.


Stepped out the way so that Ted Nugent could get the last bag of Chili Cheese Fritos in the White House vending machines; made brief eye contact.


Because an exaggerated, cartoonish caricature of an Italian American, per the President’s explicit order.


Had a couple of guys killed. Now whose lawn doesn’t meet the specifications of the Neighborhood Association, Larry?


The gal at Burger King upped order to large size for no charge a couple of times.


Finally able to successfully cancel the White House’s subscription to Vibe magazine.


Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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