originals

Rejected Happy Hour Specialty Cocktails

Flint Still Doesn’t Have Clean Water -arita (@MattHarbert)


Dark and Stormy Daniels (@JakeEllenbogen)


Gin Jong Un (@colinob)


Just The Rocks




Consensual Sex On The Beach


Staten Island Iced T


Rum, Forrest, Rum


Bacardi B


The Cheapskate


White Power Russian


This is an Intervention


Harvey Weinbanger


#MeToo on the Beach


The Opioid Crisistini


The Milky Marg


The Pump and Dump


Gin and Platonic


Moscow Mueller


Work Relationship on the Rocks


Gimlet’s just be friends


Peeping Tom Collins


Tom Arnold Palmer


The Late 70s Manhattan


The ethnically ambiguous Russian


Tom Stalin’s


Whiskey Sour Milk


Flathead screwdriver


Two Girls One Cup


Tequila Mockingbird


White Russian Collusion


Irish Stereotype


You Know Weed Is Practically Legal Now, Right?-tini


Salty Dog, The Bounty Hunter


Lime Ricky Bobby


Old Fashioned Attitude Towards Racial Relations