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Most Referenced FAQs on the Cialis Website

1) Will Cialis work even if my partner and I have grown to despise one another?

 

2) Is it okay to consume alcohol while taking Cialis? Depending on the appearance of the partner, is it encouraged?

 

3) If I have to seek medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours, is it okay to walk into the ER and shout, “Hey, check this baby out!”

 

4) Could I please get a note that explains to my partner why I can’t take Cialis? Just make something up, I don’t care what it is.

 

5) What are the work hours of the cute cashier at the pharmacy? I’m embarrassed to pick up my Cialis prescription when she’s working. Last time I think I saw her smirking a bit.

 

6) May I have a free sample of Cialis? Could you just slip it into my drink when I’m out this weekend?

 

7) Does Cialis have any side effects? Actually, nevermind. I don’t care as long as I can get boners again.

 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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