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Red Flags That Your American Facebook Group is Probably Run by a Russian Bot

The phrases in the posts and comments aren’t quite right:




You know what they say, the bigger the dictator, the closer to God.


The surveillance satellites at night, are big and bright…deep in the heart of Texas!


I’m such a couch cabbage!


This is just a case where protesting your leader killed the cat.


Don’t count your shots before they are drunken.


Give a man a fish, and he can beat another man over the head with it.


I think it’s time someone mentioned the bear in the room.


Any tactic is fine by me. All’s fair in love and cold war.


You can teach an old puppet new tricks.


Where there’s an obligation, there’s a way.


A dollar laundered is a dollar earned, because it’s so much fun to find money in your laundry at the cleaners!


Measure twice, cut once, and then don’t cry when the thing you built is taken from you.


Don’t cry over spilled fossil fuels.


Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Nitroglycerin.


Written by Melissa Pelletier

Melissa Pelletier

Melissa is a modern woman from New York who takes no prisoners. She writes educational things by day, and weird things by night. Find her on twitter at @TheyBredRaptors

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