The Real Reasons That Ringling Bros Are Shutting Down
Bankrupt after having to bail out so many clowns who had been arrested on To Catch A Predator.
Animals kept getting killed by Donald Trump’s sons.
Bad couple of weeks last year during which all of the trapeze artists had a really bad stomach virus with lots of vomiting and diarrhea, and no budget to provide tarps for the audience.
Homeless people used to feed lions turned out to have nosy relatives.
Lots and lots of baby spiders in the cotton candy.
Unable to compete with the circus that is the American political system.
Their attempt to do their own version of The Bachelor with the guy who cleans up all of the animal waste proved to be unpopular.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
