Quiz: Kyrgyzstani Political Leader or Letters Randomly Typed with My Eyes Closed

1. Almazbek Atambayev

2. Trcghed Acfsfgth

3. Grcguhgyy Dwfebuuh

4. Omurbek Tekebayev

5. Kolnyhggh Vedschjjbbh

6. Kurmanbek Bakiyev

7. Sooronbay Jeenbekov

8. Strcfhuhhh Zefghjuh

9. Tomakihlbv Thuvfhjd

10. Kanatbek Isaev


Kryzghastani Political Leader: 1, 4, 6, 7, 10
Letters Randomly Typed With My Eyes Closed: 2, 3, 5, 8, 9


Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…