Quiz: Brazilian Soccer Player or Yoga Pants

1. Neymar

2. Lululemon

3. Kaka

4. Garincho

5. Fabletics

6. Manduka

7. Cafu

8. Alki’i

9. Danskin

10. Zico

11. Kulae

ANSWERS: Brazilian Soccer Player: 1,3,4,7, 10
Yoga Pants: 2,5,6,8,9,11

Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…