Popular Prom Themes For 2016

1) Oxy Pads & Oxycontin

2) The Waltzing Dead

3) MTV’s Teen Mom Try-Outs Final Round

4) Obamacareless Whispers

5) Guns For Corsages

6) Free Clinic & A Picnic

7) Shared Memes & Broken Dreams

8) Getting To Third Base With Your 4th Period Spanish Teacher

9) It’s Not Who Brought You, It’s Who’s There When You Pass Out

10) Kardashians of the Galaxy

11) What’s That Weird Cheesy Smell?

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….