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Obama Wire Tapping

What President Obama overheard while tapping Donald Trump’s phone during the campaign:


July 12, 4 p.m.: “Eastwood can’t do the convention? Damn, I love that chair bit.”

 

September. 11, 7 a.m., 8 a.m., 9 a.m., 10 a.m., 11 a.m., noon, 1 p.m., 2 p.m., 3 p.m., 4 p.m., 5 p.m., 9 p.m., 10 p.m.: “Yes, Rudy. I know you were Mayor on 9-11.”

 

September 22, 9 a.m.: “Sure, General. Why not? Go ahead and meet with the Russian Ambassador as often as you’d like. Take that racist guy with you. No, not him. The other one. No, the other, other one. No, the other, other, other, one. No … “



 

October 3, 6 a.m.: “Do you hear that giggling again?”

 

October 7, 3:30 p.m.: “Yeah, when I said you can grab them anywhere, I meant anywhere.”

 

October 17, 12:30 p.m.: “No, Governor Christie, I said a No. 2 combo with a Diet Coke.”

 

October 28, 9 a.m.: “That’s a dozen red roses to the FBI office. Yes. C-O-M-E-Y.”

 

October 31, 2 p.m.: “Yeah, we’re all wearing Bannon masks.”

 

November 3, 10:45 a.m.: “Can you believe how much golf Obama plays? And vacations? He takes like two a year. I told you those people were lazy.”

 

November 8, noon: “Who’s Mike Pence?”

 

November 9, 2 a.m.: “Victory speech? You’re shittin’ me.”