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New Turkey Stuffings To Keep Thanksgiving Interesting

A slightly larger turkey


Creamed corn


Avocado toast


Old Louie DVDs




Thanksgiving Pringles


Medicinal marijuana


Pumpkin Pie Oreos


Oil from the Keystone Pipeline


Grandpa’s prosthetic leg


Retired Macy’s parade balloons


Your ex-wife’s engagement ring


30 hot dogs


Trump’s personal copy of the pee tape