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New Turkey Stuffings To Keep Thanksgiving Interesting

A slightly larger turkey


Creamed corn


Avocado toast


Old Louie DVDs


Thanksgiving Pringles


Medicinal marijuana


Pumpkin Pie Oreos


Oil from the Keystone Pipeline


Grandpa’s prosthetic leg


Retired Macy’s parade balloons


Your ex-wife’s engagement ring


30 hot dogs


Trump’s personal copy of the pee tape


Written by Kevin Cole

Kevin Cole

Kevin Cole is a comedy writer and satirist working out of Frederick, MD. He is the founder of The Annual, a different comedy website and most recently wrote the play Great Again which was performed at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre before it was plagiarized by reality. You can find his tweets @KevinDotCole.

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