New Turkey Stuffings To Keep Thanksgiving Interesting

A slightly larger turkey

Creamed corn

Avocado toast

Old Louie DVDs

Thanksgiving Pringles

Medicinal marijuana

Pumpkin Pie Oreos

Oil from the Keystone Pipeline

Grandpa’s prosthetic leg

Retired Macy’s parade balloons

Your ex-wife’s engagement ring

30 hot dogs

Trump’s personal copy of the pee tape

Written by Kevin Cole

Kevin Cole

Kevin Cole is a comedy writer and satirist working out of Frederick, MD. He is the founder of The Annual, a different comedy website and most recently wrote the play Great Again which was performed at the Maryland Ensemble Theatre before it was plagiarized by reality. You can find his tweets @KevinDotCole.