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Most Interesting Things Overheard During Trump’s Physical

“Sorry for the five-hour wait, Mr. President.” “That’s OK, Doctor. I’m a quarter of the way through this fascinating Highlights magazine.”


“Stick out your tongue and say, “achtung”.”


“Rocket Man’s button has to be bigger.”


“Doc, you know I don’t like foreigners crossing my Southern border, if you get my drift.”


“We’ll let you know when we get the results of the MRI on your hair.”


“If you don’t mind Doc, I prefer to give the sample with a golden shower.”


“I’ve never seen the Rorschach cards spontaneously combust like that before.”


“Orange definitely ain’t the new Black.”


“Turn your head and tweet.”


 

Written by Les East

Les East

Les East is a nationally renown freelance journalist. He was recently named top sports columnist in the United States by the Society of Professional Journalists and Louisiana Sportswriter of the Year by the National Sportscasters and Sportswriters Association. When he’s not writing about sports — and sometimes when he is — he likes to provide snarky commentary on current events. You can follow him on Facebook and Twitter — @Les_East

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