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HighKu’s

The assignment was given our subjects:
Ingest one of several inebriating elixirs and then attempt to write a haiku.
The results: Er…pretty much what you would expect…


Alcohol

Getting drunk again,
It feels really nice at first.
Crap! Who fingered me?


Heroin



Nice warm fluid rush,
Not a care in the entire world.
What tastes like vomit?


Marijuana

I love you and me!
Let’s watch tv and eat chips!
Oh shit, where am I?


LSD

Where are the mind worms?
Did you see them eat my hat?
They ate my ghost hat.


Model airplane glue

Hot burning, choking.
Brief high, puke, blinding headache.
Let’s do it again!


Cocaine

I can do it all!!
So much in just one moment!
But first, a quick nap.