The assignment was given our subjects:
Ingest one of several inebriating elixirs and then attempt to write a haiku.
The results: Er…pretty much what you would expect…


Getting drunk again,
It feels really nice at first.
Crap! Who fingered me?


Nice warm fluid rush,
Not a care in the entire world.
What tastes like vomit?


I love you and me!
Let’s watch tv and eat chips!
Oh shit, where am I?


Where are the mind worms?
Did you see them eat my hat?
They ate my ghost hat.

Model airplane glue

Hot burning, choking.
Brief high, puke, blinding headache.
Let’s do it again!


I can do it all!!
So much in just one moment!
But first, a quick nap.


Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….