GOP Convention Drinking Game!

Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a barbershop quartet hat, nodding silently to herself

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Drink every time a policy is condemned, without offering a new solution themselves

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Drink every time a current or former contestant of Celebrity Apprentice shows up to speak

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Drink every time a D-Lister shows up to speak

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Drink every time a protester is thrown out

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Drink every time they mention that people are carrying guns in there

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Drink every time someone tries to get Chris Christie to say he’s sad he’s not VP (Lookin’ at you, Dana Bash)

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Drink every time Paul Ryan smiles earnestly, because he’s thinking about how sweet all this chaos is going to make him look when he saves the GOP

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Finish Your Drink every time someone says something that in a normal election would be their downfall

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