GOP Convention Drinking Game!

Drink every time the camera pans to an overweight woman in a barbershop quartet hat, nodding silently to herself

Drink every time a policy is condemned, without offering a new solution themselves

Drink every time a current or former contestant of Celebrity Apprentice shows up to speak

Drink every time a D-Lister shows up to speak

Drink every time a protester is thrown out

Drink every time they mention that people are carrying guns in there

Drink every time someone tries to get Chris Christie to say he’s sad he’s not VP (Lookin’ at you, Dana Bash)

Drink every time Paul Ryan smiles earnestly, because he’s thinking about how sweet all this chaos is going to make him look when he saves the GOP

Finish Your Drink every time someone says something that in a normal election would be their downfall


Written by Timothy Latterner

Timothy Latterner

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