Golden Globe Categories That Don’t Make it to Air

Best Performance By An Actor/Actress Trying To Bounce Back From An Alcohol/Drug Fueled Crime Spree

Best Nude Scene By An Aging Actress Trying Desperately To Remain Relevant

Best Speech By An Actor/Actress On A Talk Show, Lying Through Their Teeth About The Movie That They Know Is Unwatchable Horseshit

Best Looking The Other Way While A Co-star Indulges In A Perverted/Illegal/Morally Reprehensible Activity

Best Blaming Of A Trailer Full Of Stolen Items On An Innocent Boom Mic Operator

Least Cringe-Inducing Performance By A Talentless Piece Of Shit Reality Show Performer In A Movie That No One Will Ever See

Best Acting Through Far Beyond The Recommended Dosage Of Botox

Best Temper Tantrum Thrown By An Individual With The Least Reasons To Throw A Temper Tantrum

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….