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Famous Ernest Hemingway Quotes Adjusted for the Age of Trump

“All you have to do is write one fake sentence. Write the fakest sentence that you
know.”


“Happiness in liberals is the rarest thing I know.”


“Courage is grace under a special prosecutor’s investigation.”


“There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and lie.”


“Always do in office what you said you’d do on the campaign trail. That will teach you
to keep your mouth shut.”


“I love to watch Fox News. My life has a tendency to fall apart when I’m not watching
Fox News, you know?”


“The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are found to have compromising
Russian ties at the broken places.”


“There is no friend as loyal as a corporate stooge you installed into a high-level
government position.”


“The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to study them closely during
their Senate Intelligence Committee testimony.”


“When people talk, listen completely to the ego-maniacal voices in your head. Most
people never listen to the ego-maniacal voices in their head.”


Every man’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he
destroyed a democracy that distinguish one man from another.”


“A woman can be destroyed, but not defeated.”


Written by Michael Ferro

Michael Ferro

Michael A. Ferro’s debut novel, TITLE 13, will be published by Harvard Square Editions in February 2018. He received an Honorable Mention from Glimmer Train for their New Writers Award and he is a contributor to Splitsider and featured writer for Points in Case. Michael’s fiction has appeared in numerous journals in both print and online. Born and bred in Detroit, Michael has lived, worked, and written throughout the Midwest; he currently resides in rural Ann Arbor, Michigan. Additional information can be found at: www.michaelaferro.com and @MichaelFerro.

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