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Fallout Events From the Trump Video

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In a surprise move the Tic-Tac organization chooses to embrace Trumps recent comments with new slogan “Grab Life By The Pussy!”


Billy Bush resigned to being the most reviled person in history to have the last name Bush.


Trump’s audience of sexual predators, perverts and inbred morons now even more behind his Presidential campaign.


Female Trump supporters now feel even more close to him, as he now reminds them even more of Daddy.


Trump University now only the second most embarrassing thing to be associated with Trump.


Trump finally receives the endorsement of a newspaper, The New Republic Rapist Times.


Trump considering removal of “Most Grab-able Vagina” category from Miss Universe competition.


Trump possibly moving he and his family to one of his few islands that haven’t been foreclosed on.


Melania relieved to learn that other women possibly have been bullied into having sex with her nauseatingly grotesque, bloated monster of a husband.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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