Don’t Get in a Stranger’s Van, Charlie Brown and 10 Other Rejected Peanuts TV Specials

Has Anyone Seen Charlie Brown’s Bong?

Pig Pen Gets Quarantined

Peppermint Patty Gets Diabetes

Lucy’s First Period

Don’t Get in a Stranger’s Van, Charlie Brown

Woodstock Tastes Like Chicken

Linus Comes Out

Snoopy Gets Neutered

The Little Red Headed Girl is a Tramp

Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow, Sally Brown

Marcie Kisses a Girl and She Likes it

Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…