Donald Trump’s Pre-Tweet Crib Sheet
Mr. President-Elect Trump, please always refer to the following notes before Tweeting. This could save us potential embarrassment in the future. Thank you. – The Office of Mike Pence
PLEASE REMEMBER:
Do not mistake NAFTA for NAMBLA.
The Klu Klux Klan did not raise lots of money for crippled kids. Do not say good things about the KKK, and please do not refer to handicapped children as crippled kids.
When describing a romantic anniversary dinner out with the future First Lady, do not use the phrase, “Two in the pink, one in the stink”.
You not only have to use spell-check, but also have a good idea as to the meaning of the word(s).
Chinese and Japanese people are not interchangeable; dear Lord, you terrify me.
Hispanic people do not have telekinetic control over a mutant race of subterranean mole people; please, please stop it.
MENSA and menses are not at all the same thing.
Transgender people find it offensive to be referred to as “Trans-Formers, more than meets the eye”. Enough of this nonsense.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
