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DNC Drinking Game!

Drink every time someone says that they are NOT Donald Trump


Drink every time Tim Kaine speaks Spanish, in case you forgot


Drink every time Debbie Wasserman Schultz gets booed


Drink every time Bernie Sanders talks about how he was treated unfairly


Drink every time anyone in an ironic pun t-shirt is shown on camera


Drink every time Hillary Clinton is seen wearing anything other than a paint suit from the year 2075


Drink every time a poll is given from a university full of hippies (Looking at you, Vermont)


Drink every time Bill Clinton’s eyes wander to a girl in the 2nd row


Drink every time Chelsea Clinton grimaces out of how little she wants to be here


Drink every time President Obama smiles after realizing he’s almost done with this shit


Drink every time Vice President Biden smiles after not realizing he was asked to leave the stage already


Drink every time if Hillary Clinton laughs way too much at a joke


Finish Your Drink if  a new email leaks spins this whole convention off the rails

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Written by Timothy Latterner

Timothy Latterner

Tim Latterner is the leading expert on pizza folding techniques, black and white cookies, and all things sandwich related. He has written for CollegeHumor, Playboy Magazine, MAD Magazine, and a bunch of other humor publications. He’s a good guy, you should get to know him.

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