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Deleted Scenes From The Upcoming Spider-Man : Homecoming Blu Ray

Web-shooters go off accidentally while riding on the subway, gluing him to an insane homeless man for several hours.


All members of the Sinister Six come out of the closet on the same day, prompting TMZ to proclaim he’s anti-LGBT.


Catches his girlfriend in the act with an arch-nemesis, “draining The Lizard” if you know what we mean.


Voted “Creepiest Superhero Of The Year” by People magazine again.




Ex-girlfriend turns up pregnant, which means he had to pay for like over a million abortions.