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Deleted Scenes From The Upcoming Spider-Man : Homecoming Blu Ray

Web-shooters go off accidentally while riding on the subway, gluing him to an insane homeless man for several hours.


All members of the Sinister Six come out of the closet on the same day, prompting TMZ to proclaim he’s anti-LGBT.


Catches his girlfriend in the act with an arch-nemesis, “draining The Lizard” if you know what we mean.


Voted “Creepiest Superhero Of The Year” by People magazine again.


Ex-girlfriend turns up pregnant, which means he had to pay for like over a million abortions.


 

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….

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