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Deepak Chopra’s Greatest Hits (feat. Justin Bieber)

Proof that by adding “Baby, baby, baby, oh” to a Deepak Chopra quote, you get a Justin Bieber lyric


 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, nothing is more important than reconnecting with your bliss. Nothing is as rich. Nothing is more real.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, the less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, every person is a God in embryo. Its only desire is to be born.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, make a decision to relinquish the need to control, the need to be approved, and the need to judge.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, we must go beyond the constant clamor of ego, beyond the tools of logic and reason, to the still, calm place within us: the realm of the soul.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, happiness is a continuation of happenings which are not resisted.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, life gives you plenty of time to do whatever you want to do if you stay in the present moment.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, the spirit is that domain of our awareness where there is no time.

 

Baby, baby, baby, oh, a risk-free life is far from being a healthy life.


 

Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…

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