Classic Rock for Domesticated Dads

(Don’t Fear) The Swiffer 

You Shook Me That One Time on Our Anniversary

Sunday, Laundry Sunday

Sleep, Child O’Mine  

Baby, I Love Your Weight 

Ironing Man 

Take the Money and Run Out For Uncrustables and Feminine Hygiene Products

Call Me Fabreeze 

Subterranean Homesick Blue’s Clues

You Can’t Always Watch What You Want

Written by Dan Wuori

Dan Wuori

Dan Wuori is a sports journalist and humor columnist whose “At the Back” appears monthly in VeloNews, North America’s most respected pro road cycling publication. Dan’s work has been highlighted in both Time and Bicycling Magazine – which recently named him one of pro cycling’s 100 most essential social media voices. Follow him on Twitter @dwuori.