Following the sting, it was also reported that animal control services was forced to capture and euthanize nine aggressive reindeer which Kringle had been using as personal transportation to draw his sleigh. One reindeer reportedly suffered from an inflamed nose which allegedly was still glowing for approximately 30 minutes following the euthanasia procedure.
“Dear Mother, I shall hope you receive this letter in good health as I have been afforded the opportunity to write you a few lines before mail goes out this afternoon. In spite of the weary passage of time, I bear good news! I have so seen to the loss of my virginity here in […]
It’s proven to be a passionate electoral season, and voters have become particularly impassioned by Democratic nominee Bernie Sanders. Sanders, a self-proclaimed socialist who’s been in government most of his life, is also proving vastly popular among young female voters. Thanks to intrepid reporting we’ve been made privy to a few of the private “sex […]
After the Ted Cruz campaign drew attention to Marco Rubio’s fashionable pair of Florsheim ‘high-heeled’ boots, we thought it was due time to take a much-needed closer look at the most popular shoes, boots, and other footwear choices of the Republican and Democratic Presidential candidates. We wanted to find out what the candidates’ choices in […]
The International Duck Mimicry Federation has announced Duck Mimicry will be an official discipline at the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro, to the delight of professional Duckists and casual cluckers alike. Chase Stevens head of the United States Duck Mimicry Association: “I’m so proud that the efforts of the IDMF, USDMA, and other […]
Most Likely Places to Find Pipes Mistakenly Left Behind by Bertrand Russell Bertrand Russell, famous British philosopher, historian, writer, and political activist, was also a world-famous pipe smoker. Just as notorious for his anti-World War I stance as for misplacing his pipe, history books suggest Russell lost between 2,000 to 3,000 pipes throughout his life […]
