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But so long most of all, to the one we called regal. Goodbye to our very own proud bald eagle.
By the time you read this, we will still be in a highly polarized, politically charged, and arguably melting climate in which at least 2,000 Central American and Mexican children will still be separated from their parents, but the news cycle will have moved on. Even though the kids’ fates are no longer a national […]
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Try to pull a tablecloth from underneath a set of dishes. Take two bites of a dog biscuit. Delete the Facebook friends you actually never met in real life. Get an ironic tattoo that reads “tattoo.” Eat all the samples at Sam’s Club. Run downstairs and scream “nobody likes a crybaby” in neighbor’s newborn’s face. […]
My Good Friend Anthony, Thanks for sponsoring my creative work! Your monthly payment helps me to live modestly without a job while pursuing my public bathroom singing career. Because of you, I’ve performed healing songs in over 98 Bojangles’ bathrooms on the East Coast. As a top tier patron, you’ll receive a collection of slightly […]
