Justina Quagliata – Weekly Humorist

About Justina Quagliata

Justina Quagliata was once a high school cheerleader and has not yet recovered, physically or emotionally. She will insert herself into any conversation involving Major League Soccer, countertop popcorn popping machines and the great love of her life: Billy Joel.

Entries by Justina Quagliata

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NOTICE: Curriculum Update to Reflect Current Industry Standards: Department of Journalism & Creative Media, University of Alabama

by Justina Quagliata
November 28, 2017

To the Class of 2021, Welcome to the Department of Journalism & Creative Media here at the University of Alabama. We have always been committed to instilling strong values and ethics into each of our young communicators. However, given recent events and the political climate, the faculty has felt the need to update […]

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You May Have Been Affected By Our Recent Dog-Walking Breach. What to Do Next.

by Justina Quagliata
September 20, 2017

Dear Ellen, As I’m sure you’re aware, the Park Slope community has been devastated by the sudden uptick in missing dogs. As one of the three most trusted resident dog walkers, I am legally obligated to come forth about the details of this mishap. I apologize for the six-week delay, but better late than never, […]