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Soaring Surge Pricing That We Don’t Want to See
When you hit the last few pages of that best-selling mystery that you’ve downloaded to your Kindle. And more!
Entries by J.K. Radomski
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Chip Happens: Unexpected Neuralink Side Effects
You discover that your brain is mining Dogecoin while you sleep.
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Werner Herzog’s Requiem for a Steamboat
As Mickey navigates the treacherous waters, his cheerful whistle provides a stark contrast to the grim realities that surround him. The boat’s three haunting toots serve as a chilling reminder of the dangers that lurk in the shadows. Those silent predators of our existence, patiently waiting to pounce upon the unsuspecting. They are the unsung terrors that shape our fears and fuel our nightmares, hidden from the light of day.
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Where’s Melania?
Oh no! It seems Melania Trump was absent from the festivities at Mar-A-Lago and the Trump family photo this weekend. This is fueling tons of speculation about her whereabouts and why she wasn’t at the party with her fam. Or was she? Can you find Melania in this holiday scene?
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Rejected HBO Max / Discovery+ Streamer Names
anticlimax, now with flax, batgirl axed, and more!
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COVID-19 Pickup Lines
Do you come here to panic buy often?
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Other Woke Advertising Slogans
Hallmark: When you care enough to send the very best and not a trite “Happy Birthday!” on Facebook, which collects all your data and is pure evil. And more.
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NRA Kid Books
We’ve all heard about NRA TV and the gun happy shows they air, but did you know they also have a children’s book imprint called NRA Kid Books?
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Other Surefire Ways to Get Kicked Out of CPAC
Organizers for the Conservative Political Action Conference rescinded their speaking invitation to Milo Yiannopoulos after the conservative blogger made some shocking comments condoning relationships between children and men. This clearly crossed a line, as CPAC did not seem to have any issues with the controversial provocateur’s prior hateful attacks on feminism, racial minorities, or […]
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Alternatives to Alternative Facts
The truth seems to be a fickle thing in the new White House, as Trump senior adviser Kellyanne Conway recently suggested there were “alternative facts” surrounding an innocuous story about the size of the crowd at the President’s inauguration. Many found this type of pivoting worrisome, as it opens the door for the White House […]
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Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration
Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women, it wasn’t surprising to find several like-minded, machismo-fueled men scouring the inaugural events for a date. Here are some of the Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration: How about coming back to my room for some Breitbart and chill? You’re like a great, great wall on […]
