Entries by David Galef


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Bistro Bistro Is Fully Booked

The first thing to know about Bistro Bistro is that no one answers the phone. Instead, you hear a funky downbeat accented by a contrapuntal bass, followed by a sepulchral voice that intones, “This is Bistro Bistro—leave a message.” This is disappointing on two fronts: first, the distinct absence of a personal touch; and second, […]