1294 B.C.E. – Egyptian scribes break the first-ever political sex scandal with the discovery that Pharoah Seti the First had only one wife. 4 B.C.E. – After the highly negative reception of the Old Testament, God is voted out of office and replaced with a mellower counterpart less likely to murder people for wearing […]
About Dan Fitzpatrick
Dan Fitzpatrick is a writer and comedian based in New York City. His work has also appeared in Above Average and Splitsider, and he produces the monthly stand-up show Divine Comedy at Two Saints. Overall, most folks would say Dan is doing pretty darn well, despite the fact that he was held back in preschool.